Book of Stories Vol. 3
! TRIGGER WARNING !
This book contains descriptions of: bees getting in people's faces, teachers leaving classrooms, Dutch people communicating in Dutch, text messages being exchanged between consenting male adults, expensive dogs getting run over by reckless drivers, cowgirls having to get up like really really early, Tom Hanks getting a cab ride and being extremely grateful, girlfriends being described as stubborn by their soon-to-be-ex-boyfriends, old women writing books about their long lives, high-school girls dealing acid and not giving a damn what anyone thinks, scary bedtime stories being told to young children, women dumping nice guys to get back together with their shitty ex-husbands for the sake of their kids, companies going bankrupt because of ridiculous spending choices, dead old men getting eaten by dogs, dogs dying from eating dead old men, mothers calling their kids fat in front of their friends, mosquitoes being a general pain in the ass, roosters and chickens living together in harmony, roosters driving pregnant Irish ladies up the wall, pregnant Irish ladies threatening to call the police, teenage boys wearing hats with the word Porn on them, teenage boys' relatives bribing teenage boys to make them stop wearing said hats, Vietnam vets freaking out unexpectedly, siblings getting into fights over who said what about whom to their parents, lighters getting dropped into drains, zoos being kind of fun, female firefighters trying to prove their worth, guys having kids and keeping that information from their girlfriends, brownies being made and given to people, families moving in and out of neighborhoods and/or cities, bikers getting married outdoors in the rain and being cool with it, cheap coffee makers making a big impression on their new owners, Armenian serial killers doing their thing, God bitching about his image, other weird stuff happening to people
Book of Stories Vol. 4
! TRIGGER WARNING !
This book contains descriptions of: snakes biting into people's arms while pissing on the carpet, very young kids watching Excalibur in movie theaters with their parents, subway fare being raised over and over again and ordinary people being sick of it, women wearing inappropriate clothes to job interviews, guys hiding from bill collectors and having a hard time staying in touch with old friends, English families having their ass saved in Spain by their fearless teenage sons, tour guides being completely useless and having no clue, dirty old vans raising eyebrows and suspicions among locals, VCR tapes of cool movies getting taped over with, wait for it, figure skating competitions, football players getting stir-crazy on account of long-term injuries, married couples clashing over their atittudes to cleanliness, college students wearing gorilla costumes while bringing balloons to parties then getting their ass kicked by other college students, young males getting blown off by pretty young females for reasons unknown to them, people being rude to Domino's employees and revenge being taken, boring conversations about a trip to Paris that a guy took and another guy asks about even though he really doesn't give a shit, urine samples being taken to determine the presence of drugs in an employee's blood, young boys shooting hoops in Venice Beach and having a blast, bottles of wine being bought in Spain and resold in England at a decent profit by 13-year-olds, guys showing off at parties then marrying those they managed to impress, German being spoken not very well despite time spent studying it, yard sales being held in Syracuse and watches being stolen at said yard sales, summer being almost over, Russian gangsters wearing wifebeaters and drinking vodka and robbing trains, human dishwashers describing machine dishwashers, Minecraft not called Minecraft yet but almost, young black girls disrupting class and being all like shuddupyall, Congresswomen getting shot nearby, fruits justifying their existence, and other fun things
Book of Stories Vol. 5
! TRIGGER WARNING !
This book contains descriptions of: fat guys having their toes fall off as a result of diabetes, New Year resolutions being made presumably only to be broken, young girls taking part in karate tournaments and winning against all odds, clueless guys almost getting drafted into the U.S. Army but in the end talking their way out, couples considering going out on a hike, New York not being New York anymore, homeless people on subway platforms filling bottles with pee and throwing them very accurately, two people trying to get married in Poland and not having an easy time of it, city girls transforming themselves into country girls over a period of time, 14-year-old boys getting high and kicked out of the house and stealing stuff and not really caring, camp instructors being made to do plenty of soul-searching, hornets being wet but not as angry as one might imagine based on proverbs, offensive T-shirts being hidden from uptight suburban mothers, knives not being thrown at young men in baggy pants, Valentine's day cards breaking young girls' hearts, basketball players taking very different approaches to the game, brains not being where they are supposed to be, coders becoming lead developers and being out of their depth for a while, men leaving Tennessee and not coming back, St Pat's day celebrations getting out of hand hilariously but also sadly, four coats being worn on a sunny day, speeding tickets being given and ruining lives in the process etc.